Big Johnson

An often used synonym for a man's penis.

Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."

by vector August 22, 2004

Big Johnson

A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.

OMG was that THE Big Johnson?

by low key lit May 29, 2019

Big Dick Johnson

- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.

by MMMMMJohnson April 6, 2013

Big Balls Johnson

A child with huge overgrown nuts.

Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.

by Bryan Johnson June 11, 2006

big bubba johnson

Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.

Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!

by Cats cats cats February 21, 2018

Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

by ranceapanca April 22, 2009

Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023