A modified reference to Liu kang's bicycle kick from mortal combat. A sexual bicycle kick is when a female(most commonly but can be reversible with both sexes) is riding the dick when the male is flat on their back and the female does a bicycle kick and gets that dick up in some more
I was fuckin that bitch and she hit a straight Liu kang sexual bicycle kick on the dick.
When you decide to play Mortal Kombat and some asshole picks Liu Kang just for the sake of the one move that this person mastered and will proceed to bend you over and fuck you no matter what character you choose. This bullshit move is called the bicycle kick.
Dude I'm done playin Kombat with you your such a Bicyclekicker
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!