In addition to the above, he is also Bhaal, Lord of Get-It-On. THE pimp. I mean, come on, he freakin' got it on with almost EVERY SINGLE SPECIES ON FAERUN! Also, he planned it well enough so he didn't have to pay child support.
"Ah, the child of Bhaal has awoken..."-Jon Irenicus to the hero/heroine waking up in Jon's dungeon.
Baal is the hottest lady alive. She is able to pull a sword out of her tiddies like oh my god you can see why kazuhas friend tried to go up against her
God of electro, because she can give you quite the shock
Claims to be the god of eternity, but all anyone can see is spending an eternity in her fat boobs and ass.
Some say if you sit in front of your toilet and masturbate for 69 hours while screaming "mommy" at 3am she will appear in your pity
Loser: have you seen baal? shes kinda weird, im skipping her banner
Superior person: no, have you seen her boobs and fat ass? and shes split an entire island, like she'll be splitting my legs later
Loser: wait fr.... can i join
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*