The new terminology for friends.
"Best friends for Life"
Either used to mock shortened computer lingo as in "omfg we are sooo bffls!" or mistakingly said when referring to a friend, can slip out in coversation by accident like LOLs sometimes do.
Jesse: Why are you hanging out with Karen? I thought you hated that bitch?
Mary: Oh god no we bonded in the ladies room the other day and are totally bffls!
"Omg Stacey and Lindsey are like joined at the hip .. they are like over the top bffls!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*