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Best of Both 

2. A bread invented by Hovis, made to taste like white bread, but have all the nutritional goodness of brown.

3. A Hermaphrodite.
" Yesterday we went to Tesco and bought some Hovis Best of Both for our fussy child. Today we found out our fussy child may be 'Best of Both' as well."
Best of Both by yournewstalker December 30, 2009

Best of Both Worlds 

You get the limo out front (oh-woah)
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color
Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun
It's really you, but no one ever discovers
In some ways, you're just like all your friends
But on stage, you're a star
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together, and you know that it's the best of both worlds
The best of both worlds, yeah
You go to movie premiers

Hear your songs on the radio
Living two lives is a little weird, yeah
But school's cool, 'cause nobody knows
Yeah, you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together, and you know that it's the best of both
You know the best of both worlds
Unsuspecting human: I have the best of both worlds!
*Miley Cyrus emerges from the ground*
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus, and your watching Disney Channel!
HAHAHHDHAHHAHAH

Best of Both Worlds 

Having a bisexual girlfriend who allows you to bring other women into bed. Or having two bisexual girlfriends in one mutual relationship.
We can have the Best of Both Worlds, you'll get threesomes and I'll get a girlfriend and you.
Best of Both Worlds by QuakerOtis September 21, 2017

Best Of Both Worlds 

It is the act of Mastubating and Droppin a deuce at the same time. These are know to be the two best feelings seperatley, so when joined together they create the best of both worlds.
Me: Hey Brad why were you in the bathroom so long?

Brad: Dude!!! I had the best of both worlds.
Best Of Both Worlds by maczofri December 10, 2010

Best of both worlds 

When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs
Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”

Best of both worlds 

A drink made of part Jack Daniels Whisky and part Frosty Jack legendary cider.

It is named this as it involves the two best drinks that use the word Jack, therefor you achieve the best of both worlds.
You fancy the best of both worlds tonight ? i.e. Do you want to get blazin' and remember nothing ?
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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