italian beret

When a grown Italian man teabags the back of a child's head at a middle school baseball game. Always initiated from the seat directly behind, left leg propped up on the back of the child's chair. For a propped right leg see Italian Sombrero.

Hey, Delia, did you see that sweet Italian Sombrero at the game last night? Dude, that was me and it was totally an Italian Beret .

by FetusFracas September 30, 2015

rasberry beret

jacking off so hard it turns your dick helmet deep red causing it to look like a raspberry.

"Dude, I went all European last night, It hurt so bad my rasberry Beret almost fell off!"

"But, I gave her a good eye shot!"

by Fran Langley February 1, 2008

gay berets

nickname of the sousaphone section of a high school or middle school marching band due to three standard and mandatorily successive characteristics:
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.

...here come the trumpets...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey December 29, 2006

Green Beret

A member of the Royal Marines, who specialise in amphibious operations.

Only after passing out at Lympstone can you EARN your green beret.

by Champers May 9, 2005

rasperry beret

the red mark resulting from a dick smack

She has a rasperry beret. She got smack in the face with a dick and now has a red mark on her cheek.

by Kimberly February 26, 2004

green beret

1) U.S. Army Special forces.

2) The best character from the Commandos series.

1) And in other news, U.S. army Green Berets killed 14 Iraqi civilians in an attack today.....

2) This group of soldiers has been isolated from their unit. Let's see if we can offer them a hand.....or a knife.

by Snake March 7, 2005

Green Beret

When a girl blows a snot rocket onto your dick and uses it as handjob lube.

Guy 1: "That sucks that your girlfriend's sick."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she gave me the sickest Green Beret last night!"

by Sneakthiefer May 3, 2009