Bret's Rope

The second or middle rope in a wrestling ring, named after pro-wrestling legend Bret Hart by OSW Review

"He hits him with an axe handle from Bret's Rope!"

Bret's Rope by TatankaIsMyBoy March 22, 2022

bret's rope

The most dangerous rope. Made famous by Bret Hart, and then more famous by OSW Review

Ricochet, jumping from Bret's Rope, the most dangerous rope!

bret's rope by richieheadgamging March 22, 2022

Bert's Bumble Snitchel 

Bert's Bumble Snitchel refers to the closest eatery and easiest option for food after smoking the compraz. Originated from Ann Arbor's 'blue apple'.

Yo fuck man let's hit up Bert's Bumble Snitchel, I'm starving for some eats after that compraz.

Bert's Bumble Snitchel by J Bro Chill January 31, 2009

Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.

Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

Bert's Apple Crumble by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions 

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions 

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

that's beet 

to express the idea of ridiculousness or stupidity in another's ideas or actions.

damn man, this shit is beet.

that's beet by Cracka'fo'sho' May 13, 2005