benef-tits 

A play on the word 'benefits' when used in the phrase "a friend with benefits." This term is used to describe a non-platonic female friend. The friend is generally social, but also occasionally sexual. And most importantly, the friend has great tits.

Susan, she is a friend with benef-tits.

benef-tits by BestofCL January 25, 2009

Beef Tits 

defines a large set of breasts, but not the kind that look nice, such as what would be described as bazookas or a nice rack, these tits are big, meaty, saggy boobs belonging to a fat, disgusting member of either sex, there is also the possibility that large amounts of hair could be on beef tits as well.

Damn nigga, that girl's tits hang down to her knees!, She got herself a crazy case of beef tits!

Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.

Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.

Beef Tits by One Shaved Gorilla June 22, 2006

beef tits 

mike milner's huge boobs

mike milner's beef tits

beef tits by squeak69 March 31, 2010

Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits

"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.

Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits by Real World Clinton December 7, 2006

Beef-tip-tits

The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."

Beef-tip-tits by Cowgirl49 March 31, 2009

friends with benefits 

Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people. Also not a word tool for a player to have sex with women he does not care about. A smart alternative to random hook-ups.

John and I are friends with benefits. We just hang out, and have sex. It's easy, now that we've established the ground rules. If we stopped having sex, we'd still be friends.

friends with benefits by girlinreallife September 14, 2014

Online friends with benefits 

The act of having an online sexting buddy or "nude partner"

Wow She wants to trade nudes again? We must be online friends with benefits

Online friends with benefits by ThatGuyClock April 9, 2016