bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.

Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

bend over

a term used sexually meaning to get ready to be fucked
usually used by a male to a female

bend over bitch

by Mr X 321 February 26, 2009

bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

bend over

What our President has caused us to do.

My fellow Americans, bend over, as we are literately screwed.

by Flappy February 6, 2005

Bend Over

When behaving as a bitch, you should expect someone demanding you bend over. When this occurs, you bend your waist so that you ass is pointed upwards, so that your anus is well exposed (and scrotum). Then, you shall expect a dick to be inserted into your anus. When being throbbed, tension appropriately and actively adjust to give the best experience.

Important: If you don't bend over properly or your anus isn't exposed well enough, you will be penalized by having to give a blow job after they finish in your ass, Immediately.

After they finish, they are entitled to giving your ass a slap or give a quick yank to your scrotum. Only then, are you allowed to straighten up.

You are such a bitch! Bend Over!

by LITTLE core September 13, 2023

Bend over

The act of bending over

It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.

by HarveyXDLOL November 4, 2020

bend over and i'll show you

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

by Zero Skhool January 31, 2016