The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this graciousact.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".
A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.
Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.
Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.
coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!
vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*