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benadryl high

a crazy hallucinatory high..

in reality i was standing where the coffee cup was supposed to be (next to the coffee machine and creamer and sugar) and my mind tricked me that there was a blue coffee cup on the counter and i was lifting it up, but in reality i was lifting the creamer container and pouring the sugar into the creamer container, and i poured old cold coffee from that morning (this was at night) into the creamer/sugar mixture i made and tried stirring it (only me and my druggy friend were awake), not to mention i was walking up the stairs to get to the living room in the first place and hallucinated my dog going up the steps so i stood there waiting at empty stairs saying "im waiting for the dog to go up the stairs" when in reality the dog was laying down in the kitchen, so my friend said "man the dog isnt even anywhere near you how is he in the way", and i also tried sleeping upstairs in the bathtub because i thought that was my bed but my bed is downstairs. YOU NEED someone with you that KNOWS youre doing this drug that can help you out, because this drug is scary as fuck when you take it, and im done taking it, because the last two times i've done it i did 1200MG of benadryl and my pupils got huge like i was doing acid and i was high for like 3 days. i got a headache that felt like someone was cracking my skull with a hammer while high on this, and my heart was beating like a motorcycle.
"man dont take too much of that alone, a benadryl high is scary as shit"
benadryl high by jakematoga July 27, 2019
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