beltsanded

When your significant other rips you a new one.

Man I came home and forgot to stop by the store to get milk, so I got beltsanded.

by ThePunisherH October 17, 2019

Revolving Nigerian Beltsander

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.

Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.

by Windowlicker69420 February 21, 2018

Beltsanding the Walrus

A euphemism for rough sex, where the walrus is the female/or receiving partner involved, and the belt sander is the person doing the penetrating.

1. I beltsanded the walrus last night.

2. I'm gonna beltsand YOUR Walrus.

3. Dude! You beltsanded my walrus!

4. Yeah! I am Beltsanding the Walrus!

by Gaywadmadesto February 16, 2009

moroccan beltsander

During anal, when one clenches their asshole so hard when the man pulls out he loses skin and yelps in pain.

*thrust thrust* *clench* *pull*

man: OWW!!!11 what the FUCK WAS THAT?!
person: joo got moroccan beltsanded

by kenzie March 27, 2005

Belt Sanded

When you get a rash on your face from going down on a woman with bush stubble.

"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."

by Sophie111222 May 2, 2014