bejeweled boner 

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

bejeweled boner by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Bejeweligans 

People who play Bejeweled Blitz with little regard for the people (or situations) around them.

I was trying to listen to my professor, but a couple of Bejeweligans drowned him out.

Bejeweligans by Brian Kolstad February 3, 2010

Bejeweled Blitz 

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

Bejeweled Blitz by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Bejeweled  

The adjective describing objects and articles of clothing that have been scrupulously decorated with pearls, rhinestones, and other glittery objects that can ever so slightly catch the light.

Oh my gosh, did you see her bejeweled jeans? They were so snazzy!

Bejeweled by Word Doctor March 4, 2009

Bejewelling 

The art of encrusting the sphincter of a partner with a layer of castor sugar before engaging in fart play, in order to make the anus look like a jewel encrusted ring.

Yo brosif, i was totally bejewelling that chicks ass last night so when she farted it looked like a sea urchin!

Bejewelling by hector the bejeweller July 18, 2009

bejeweled 

MSN zone game where you arrange jewels around so that you get an arrayment of three or more to get rid of them. addicting as hell.

i'll kick your ass in bejeweled.

bejeweled by duhbbz. June 18, 2004

Bejeweled Slime 

when a person is so much of a slut/whore they deserve an award and are looked upon as a celebrate of being the biggest whore.

Is also a game that is played by people world- wide where catching the bejeweled slime gives you 100 points.

OMG Becky... Look At That Bejeweled Slime... She Is The Biggest Slime I Have Ever Seen

Bejeweled Slime by No Buddy September 7, 2011