A brief moment in time after you have had a few beers.You suddenly are able to shoot pool, or darts like a pro. Some where between the 3rd and 6th bevrage.
A sudden certainty after drinkinglarge quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life
"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*