beerscout
An adventurer looking for new, tasty, fine and different beers. If using an application like Untappd to record the beers, they can earn badges.
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Beercontinence
After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.
Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.
Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”
Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.
Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”
Beercontinence by Lancaster's Second Finest January 20, 2023
Beerscoot
"Hey Dave, doesn't that journey take 4 hours?"
"Nah it'll be fine, we'll beerscoot it in like 5 minutes"
"Nah it'll be fine, we'll beerscoot it in like 5 minutes"
Beerscoot by jelly jallen and co December 18, 2008
beerslut
Requirements for a BeerSlut:
1. Go out with parties of 10 or more people where at least two of those people are gay men.
2. Be under age and carry a fake liscence at all times.
3. weight must be over 160 pounds
4. drink like a sailor and attempt to get guys drunk so they will look more beautiful.
1. Go out with parties of 10 or more people where at least two of those people are gay men.
2. Be under age and carry a fake liscence at all times.
3. weight must be over 160 pounds
4. drink like a sailor and attempt to get guys drunk so they will look more beautiful.
Why the hell is he going near her? Wait, i can't tell the difference between her and that garbage dumpster there... Wait! she must be a beerslut!