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beercut

Adj; A word describing the unique physique of a person whose exercise regime consists of multiple repetitions with a six pack or tapped keg.
My cousin has worked long and hard since college to get to the tone and definition he’s at now, he’s beercut like whoa!
by NyIT Life April 22, 2004
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Beerput

Dutch-Belgian word for cesspool that people from Holland do not understand
Belgian guy: Kruipt terug in uwen beerput! (crawl back in your cesspool!)
Dutchman: wat? (what?)
by simonVK August 21, 2013
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beercation

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals
Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.
by Karpediem June 30, 2008
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BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:
*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.
by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010
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beercunt

noun- a person, male or female, who becomes a slut when drunk

adjective- describing an act that would be preformed by someone who was termed a beercunt
noun - "Man, she's a nice girl usually but at parties she's such a beercunt."

adjective - "Don't get drunk at this party, last time you made out with five different guys and it was a really beercunt thing to do."
by russian_turk March 4, 2009
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beercules

A super hero that any man become if he consumes enough beer.
Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.
by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012
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beercunting

where beer is ingested in one vagina, and through either a tubed dildo or "scissoring" is transferred into another vagina.
"Josh C: Yo son did u watch that new Lindsay Lohan tape?" "Mike P: Yeah nukka there's mad beercunting init."
by Shane Shotgun November 6, 2012
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