beef trumpet 

A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.

'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'

beef trumpet by Sparklehorse January 27, 2007

beef trumpit

when you are getting head on the toilet while taking a shit.

while i was taking a shit i told the bitch in the front room to come here so i can give you the beef trumpit!!

beef trumpit by beeftrumpiter January 9, 2004