Barmaid: "How can I help you?"
Punter: "Beef and Beer"
Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"
Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"
Punter: "Beef and Beer"
Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"
Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"
by Joniquai February 11, 2004