bedtimate
When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.
bedtimate by biggycheezerz December 5, 2016
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Bedtime Rituals
The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.
These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009
bedtimetwt
a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.
bedtimetwt by Bridget_At_The_Disco July 15, 2020
Bedtime Story
Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Bedtime Story by suckmycorn February 1, 2009
Bedtime Biff
A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.
Bedtime Biff by Venger for tea February 8, 2019
Bedtime Blunder
When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.
Bedtime Blunder by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006