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When an individual is ordered to go to their room, turn off the lights, and pretend to sleep. But most of the time, pretending to sleep results in real sleep.
Bob: My bedtime is 6:30 p.m.
Joe: My bedtime is 6:00 p.m. Lucky.
by DarkSwitch_Alchemist December 16, 2014

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The worst picture of you that will ever exist. Like picture day But worse. If possible, take the picture wearing a funny outfit to distract others of the shame.
Billy: I got my Student ID picture taken.
Bob: How was it?
Billy: It sucked ass. I didn't find out until after the picture that I had a big zit on my nose.
by DarkSwitch_Alchemist December 16, 2014

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Looking cool with the least amount of effort.
Person 1: Did you see how effortlessly Tommy did that 720 on his skateboard?
Person 2: Yeah. He's REALLY badass.
by DarkSwitch_Alchemist December 16, 2014

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