Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.

Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.

Bed Monkey by DirkDirkDirk July 7, 2011

sweaty bed monkey 

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

sweaty bed monkey by Iwan October 25, 2009

money bed 

A large budget for a specific purpose.

"You shit the money bed my friend!"

money bed by Damien Cockburn March 21, 2010

bedonkeydonk 

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

bedonkeydonk by Paul August 6, 2004

bedonkey 

noun. Large rear-end, esp. the Human butt.

Look at that woman over there. Boy, she's got a bedonkey!

bedonkey by Robert Ricketts April 29, 2005

Bedonkey 

A really stupid donkey.

“A Bedonkey: ‘2 + 2 is 82’

Me: ‘No it isn’t you spasticated bedonkey’”

Bedonkey by ogre06 September 24, 2020

Bedonkey 

A really stupid donkey.

“A Bedonkey: ‘2 + 2 is 82’

Me: ‘No it isn’t you spasticated bedonkey’”

Bedonkey by ogre06 September 24, 2020