a benefriend is simply a friend with benefits, giving all the sexual benefits of being in a relationship with said person without having the commitment of a relationship.

Guy: We've been hooking up for a while now, so will you go out with me?

Slutty girl: No I'm a slut and like hooking up with multiple guys. Let's just stay benefriends.

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Benefriend

Friends with benefits, but only while doped up on Benedryl.

My friend got benedrylled so she decided to become my benefriend.

Benefriend by dupmaster January 18, 2011

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benefriend

A contracted, single word meaning "friend with benefits".

He decided to call his new friend with benefits his benefriend because he wanted to keep things even simpler than they already were.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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