describes something that is so painfully, insufferably, inexplicably and unbearably mediocre. So giving the most basic compliment instead of being rude. Beautiful gowns comes from an Aretha Franklin interview where singers are named and she has to give one word to describe what she thinks of their talent. Upon being asked about Taylor Swift, Ms Aretha (God test her soul) said beautiful gowns
-Hey, what’d you think about Black Panther last night?
-I...Beautiful Gowns.
by Enzo Inshall February 17, 2020
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