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beats me 

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.
person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"
beats me by Nemrem February 20, 2006
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Beats me 

Not what your redneck dad does.
I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.
Beats me by Yourvum July 2, 2021

Beats Me 

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.
Beats Me by MissNash123 January 18, 2011

Beats me 

Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)
Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.
Beats me by Beatsme_idc July 17, 2022

beats me 

a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"
Person 1: Are you gay?

Person 2: Beats me!
beats me by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

Beats me Off 

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.
A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.
Beats me Off by hotstuff babee March 31, 2008

My dad beats me 

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment
"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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