beater burn 

like rug burn, but on the genitals of a masterbater after going too long/hard.

OW, fuck! I've got beater burn.

beater burn by miss_morningstar December 20, 2008

beater burn 

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

beater burn by ibweag December 2, 2010

beaver burn 

Irritation to the inside of the thighs just below the taint that is often the result of excessive moisture produced while hiking or running in hot weather. Curable with time and lots of baby powder. Easily identifiable in others by their awkward, bowlegged stride.

I didn't finish the marathon due to a bad case of beaver burn.

beaver burn by Cornphlake June 13, 2007

Beaver burn 

Beaver burn. A beaver burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as beaver, pussy, clam or twat. Is repeatedly rubbed onto ones face until raw during oral sex with a woman.

Shaving was very hard today from the beaver burn I've gotten last night.

Beaver burn by Fuddzy2145 June 7, 2018

Beaver Burn 

A skin irritation, typically on the back of ones neck, caused when a females unkempt pubic hair rubs repeatedly on skin.

“so during the full-moon party, we jumped into the water for naked wrestling, and this German chick left a hell of a Beaver Burn on my neck!!”

Beaver Burn by kitsune at the beach September 28, 2008

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick 

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick by Chappo January 20, 2004