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beater burn 

like rug burn, but on the genitals of a masterbater after going too long/hard.
OW, fuck! I've got beater burn.
beater burn by miss_morningstar December 20, 2008
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beater burn 

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation
i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn
beater burn by ibweag December 2, 2010

beaver burn 

Irritation to the inside of the thighs just below the taint that is often the result of excessive moisture produced while hiking or running in hot weather. Curable with time and lots of baby powder. Easily identifiable in others by their awkward, bowlegged stride.
I didn't finish the marathon due to a bad case of beaver burn.
beaver burn by Cornphlake June 13, 2007

Beaver burn 

Beaver burn. A beaver burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as beaver, pussy, clam or twat. Is repeatedly rubbed onto ones face until raw during oral sex with a woman.
Shaving was very hard today from the beaver burn I've gotten last night.
Beaver burn by Fuddzy2145 June 7, 2018

Beaver Burn 

A skin irritation, typically on the back of ones neck, caused when a females unkempt pubic hair rubs repeatedly on skin.
“so during the full-moon party, we jumped into the water for naked wrestling, and this German chick left a hell of a Beaver Burn on my neck!!”
Beaver Burn by kitsune at the beach September 28, 2008

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick 

Not bad.
Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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