bears

another word for poop. always used plural.

Oh bears! I just left my lunch in the car.

I just left a bears on the floor.

by sadbeaver July 30, 2008

Bears

Its poop, shit, feces, crap, dookie, cosbys, browns and any other synonym for any of these words except for maybe cosbys: (Drop the cosbys off at the pool) and (take the browns to the superbowl) if you weren;t already aware of those phrases.

We're gonna make them eat our bears, then bear out our bears, then eat their bears which is made up of our bears that we made them eat.

by Badass Jack August 5, 2006

bears

n. Term for the use of fecal matter. The term has been used by such places as "South Park".

I had to drop the bears off at the superbowl.

by Wassabi June 2, 2006

beared

When a female fails to shave and gets a partial beard going.

Crysta looks good with a beared when shes angry.

by J-Slice0490 October 8, 2013

bears

another term for a fart without saying some other crass name for fart.

originated during camping. ex: "Did you hear that bear growl"--translation, "I just farted."

person 1 in crowded room: "OK, who had bears! It is stinky up in here."

person 2: "hehe."

by jontan27 August 19, 2007

Bear

When you're done with a girl, you leave her a mauled, bloody mess.

- I bear'd the shit out of her!
- If you're not careful, you're gonna get a bearing.
- Someone is going to get the bear

by Ruprick December 7, 2007

A Bear

A weird dog called teddy who is scared of everything

He is a bear

by Sheldon.,.lee.,.cooper July 20, 2018