bean and cheese headlock Share definition Flag when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time. Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth. bean and cheese headlock by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009 Get the bean and cheese headlock mug.