When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
by wigwam69 September 09, 2006
Get the beached whalemug. An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
by ricemond December 06, 2003
Get the beached whalemug. When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006
Get the beached whalemug. similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
by HitStick93 April 06, 2010
Get the beached whalemug. by luke detty May 13, 2005
Get the beached whalemug. Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.
Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 June 25, 2008
Get the beached whalemug. by mighty triple.t November 11, 2010
Get the beached whalemug.