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Urban K Beach 

1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.

2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.

3. A meter for moral decadence.
Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs

Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?

Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF

Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!

Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?

Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!

Jerry: Thx m8
Urban K Beach by josequintino June 23, 2017

beach knuckle

As a noun:

A moose knuckle/camel toe presenting itself on the beach. Sandy.
Wiped out by a wave and washed up on shore with a sandy beach knuckle
beach knuckle by NukUBuk July 24, 2023

Miami Beach kids 

The hardest in Miami Dade after the Oppa-Locka area. Beach high is polularly known because of the kids in the group known as “Shlat” and the gang “85”. Basically the rest of Miami Beach high is irrelevant except if you count the white kids that sit outside in lunch. Beach kids terrorize every party they come into and have fun doing it because everyone else that isn’t a beach kid is almost automatically a pussy. Beach kids bring guns to parties just to make little white boys shit themselves. They also smarter than everyone else, they use people and the people they use don’t even notice it. Everyone’s scared to say no to a beach kid because they no if they say no shots are bussin. But beach kids all have big hearts in the inside and for the most part only the girls will notice it because that’s the only white peoples they’ll bother to even talk to. White girls are the reason they go to white parties and gettys, and the white boys hate it, the beach kids are slowly takin all the white girls. Let’s also not forget beach kids aren’t scared to do anything illegal because that’s just something they have in them. Let’s not forget they have the most gangster slang and that beach girls that aren’t white are for the most part gross and musty or ratchet ass hell.
I was walking in the party and saw some Miami Beach Kids. They caught me staring I think they don’t like me now.

beach kid 

loser... someone whose life is going no-where
look at that beach kid... i wouldn't date him for a million bucks
beach kid by Kansas22 October 30, 2008

Beach Kike 

A phrase first coined at Apache Lake AZ in October of 2011, defined as a beachgoer with cheap, frugal, or mooching qualities. Often seen on beaches at lakes and/or coastlines, this person will travel from campsite to campsite, or between groups of people or hangout spots, scamming away beer, alcohol, cigarettes etc with absolutely no intentions of returning the favor. Has also been known to show up at food and refreshment stands, bars, waterside restaurants and nightclubs, and will attempt to bargain down (haggle) prices at these establishments with Jewlike precision. Also have the ability to scam away women.
Coolguy A- Hey man did you see that Berry Goldstein Beach Kike?

Coolguy B- Yeah I saw him! He used his heeblike skills to swindle Jager and Captain Morgan from that group of guys up the beach.

Coolguy A- *Laughs* Too bad he wasn't fast enough though, those guys stomped his kike ass all over the beach!
Beach Kike by Amishflap January 9, 2012

Beach king 

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne
Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.
Beach king by popnart May 19, 2017