The only school on the news every week, not in a good way. The school where sports go to die (besides dance they are our only hope #6straight). The school where if you play baseball, you better clench your ass cheeks for dear life. The school where you juul on the bus, smoke weed on the fb field, & have stray dogs stroll in the hallways. it’s crawling with psychopaths. oh and with depression. oh and coke. no one knows how to fucking drive or park. if you are rich, Bauxite ain’t the place for you. The education is probably better than Bryant but still sucks ass. All we hire here are pedophiles for fb coaches and our fb STILL sucks ass:/ Our drug of choice is coke. We Infested with bed bugs too.... No one rly gives a shit tho so come on down to YEE YEE town and get fucked in the ass:))))

girl: “let’s move to bauxite”

guy: “fuck no i aint tryna get assaulted”

Bauxite by bobross August 14, 2019

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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