The best person you could ever meet. Contrary to belief she's average size with average boobs. Extremely intelligent and said to be uniquely beautiful. She's great but she's kind of a blunt bitch. In other words don't make her mad. However she can be your most loyal friend. Other qualities include; extremely sarcastic, funny, and athletic. And she's got a pretty cool fucking name.

Damn I wish I was a Baxley

Baxley by Pretty cool February 1, 2017

Baxley

an incredibly short girl with INCREDIBLY large boobs with snack-bits and now a nose piercing. She gets songs written about her from loser guys and hangs out almost entirely with people younger than her. Baxleys are usually incredibly childish and have no work ethic. or fingers.

that girl is so fucking baxley dude, i totally wrote her a song and bought her some ice cream and a cookie and she works at toys r us.

Baxley by baxley's a hoe hoe October 18, 2008

Baxley, GA

A redneck town full of churches and red lights and not much else. All the people know each other and don't like strangers.

Can we drive around Baxley, GA because I sure don't want to go through it.

Baxley, GA by junethroughnovember March 14, 2009

Baxley

Typically an overweight male with poor eyesight. Nine times out of ten he will shit himself uncontrollably inside of Henny Penny convience stores.

Baxley shit all over that poor woman in Henny Penny, she hasn’t been the same since.

Baxley by BoeJanglesz May 17, 2018

baxlie

my clingy little boyfriend who i love so much!!!

me and aid at skating rink -
aid: woah baxlie is so cute
me: maybe
baxlie: *says smt weird infront of aid, then aid makes me tlak to him*
talking to baxlie -

baxlie: can i bag you?
me: thats not how you talk to a woman! say it respectfully.
baxlie: can i be your boyfriend?
me: no, yes. yes!!
then me and aid freak out ok bye!!

baxlie by delschafer June 1, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026