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battle skank 

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.
Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"
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battle skank 

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.
Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. We identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"

bottle skank 

Common term used in Las Vegas nightclubs. An attractive or mildly attractive female at a nightclub that creeps into a male's VIP section to drink free booze and typically skanks it up at multiple tables until she ends up white girl drunk. Usually addicted to coke or pills.
Don't give that bottle skank any of our booze. We won't be able to get rid of her and she might steal our wallets.

Bottle Shank 

A broken bottle used as a weapon. Typically seen in the stereotypical movie bar fight.
We got into a fight at the bar last night until someone broke a bottle and started threatening us with the bottle shank.
Bottle Shank by Gravy Spank April 24, 2009

Battleskunk 

A very hairy and smelly vagina common in older women and the french. A man may conquer the battleskunk by taking a pair of trimmers to bed with the woman, shaving the muff, retaining it in the bag and later burning it in a church or other holy ground.
Dude, Christine is so hot and I almost fucked her, but when I pulled off her pants her battleskunk drove me out the door
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026