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A person of very few moral scruples.

That lawyer is such a bastard fuck.

Bastard Fuck by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

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bastard-fuck

noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.

1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.

bastard-fuck by SirJibby January 6, 2009

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Ass Bastard Fuck

An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.

Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.

Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.

ASS BASTARD FUCK!

Dude you are an ass bastard fuck.

I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!

Ass Bastard Fuck by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004

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Bastard Been Fuck

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.

"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"

Bastard Been Fuck by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017

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Fuck bastard

A very stupid person

Leave me alone you fuck bastard.

Fuck bastard by Anon not me3 April 24, 2022

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Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker

Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard by Schmeckler April 17, 2017

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fucking fuck motherfuck bastard

A nickname for something that causes you great physical or mental pain.

Dude! This homework is such a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard!

My wisdom tooth hurts like a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard.

fucking fuck motherfuck bastard by ellie sickles May 24, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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