basketball jones

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

basketball jones by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

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basketball jones

A person who is obsessed with anything related to basketball: playing and watching.

That kid is the biggest basketball jones I've ever seen! He's a balla!

basketball jones by Hobbes123 July 26, 2005

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basketball jones

Someone who is obsessed with the game of basketball. They take everyday situations and try to apply them to the game.

Damn, that bitch gotta basketball jones!

basketball jones by kimberly08 July 21, 2008

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Basketball Jones

Dad

Basketball jones is my dad

Basketball Jones by cladymore74 August 29, 2019

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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