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bashing the bishop 

"oh dear Godfrey, look at the arse on that!! I am going straight home to bash he bishop"

Bashing the Bishop 

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ
i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!
Bashing the Bishop by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

bashing-the-bishop 

Male masturbation. Think of the appearance of the penis.
I was really bashing-the-bishop watching the Britney Spears video.
bashing-the-bishop by Paulpot June 17, 2006