Bases

baseball as a sexual metaphor

Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person who's filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: Fluffer
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car

Bases: Self-Explainitory

by BBS May 18, 2006

Based

Is when you dont care what people think
its a way of life
Doing what you want
how u want
wearing what u want

the LV book bag looks gay on you
idc im based

by Young Silence May 5, 2009

Based

To be yourself regardless if you or your beliefs are or are not the most popular.

Steve: Man, even though I’m getting ratio’d on twitter, and I’m getting cancelled, I still ain’t gonna apologize to these snowflakes.

Jake: Based. Very, very based.

by yvngbasedlord September 29, 2020

the bases

1st base: making out (tongue, grinding, etc.)
2nd base: touching (boobs, fingering, handjob, etc.)
3rd base: oral (eating out, blowjob
home run: sex

Chad: I spent the night with Jenna on Friday
Josh: Oh yeah? How'd it go?
Chad: I only got to 2nd base
Josh: Sorry bro
Chad: How did things go with Harper this weekend?
Josh: We got to a home run
Chad: Lucky! I really gotta cover more of the bases

by boominati.way July 15, 2018

Based

A slang word that used to mean not caring about what other people think, but now pretty much just translates to “good”. Typically used when you agree with something.

I agree, that’s a really based opinion.

by Wittyusernamehaha May 4, 2022

to the base

when a bitch sucks your dick and takes it all in. down to the base.

little kati took cock all the way to the base.

by Smoky the Behr June 10, 2006

bases

the fours Fs
1. French
2. Feel
3. Finger
4. Fuck

Last night, my boyfriend and I went to 3rd, we were so close to taking all four!

by Chrissy C. March 20, 2005