When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar
Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.
2) An individual who prides himself on sleep, rather than ever partying.
3) An individual who claims to be "buff", but wouldn't know what a dumbbell was if it hit him in the head
4) Mr. Principe's SON
Person 1- "Did you try calling him?"
Person 2- " I did, but it went straight to voicemail"
Person 1- "But it's 4 o clock..."
Person2- "What a Barsup Nortrone"
Barfufu is a term reserved for the utmost adorable things.
If something is considered a "Barfufu" its cuteness level is incomprehensible to the average mind.
The origin of such a "kawaii" or cute word comes from the majestic Bear, whom knows everything when it comes to all things cute.
Alternatively, Barfufu can be considered a pet name between lovers or friends.
For Example:
When talking about objects:
"That pen is so Barfufu! I wish I could have one"
When talking about people:
"In the land of the faggots, you are a Barfufu among the rest, everyone else is so not kawaii."
Pet name use:
"Awww, honey! You're such a cutie Barfufu bear!"
A typically large feminine/male looking person who likes the smell of dead cat and dried orgasm juice they have the voice of an over-weight Caucasian male
(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.