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When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar
Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.
barfuck by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010
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Barsup Nortrone 

Noun-

1) Lazy, Hairy, Uncoordinated

2) An individual who prides himself on sleep, rather than ever partying.

3) An individual who claims to be "buff", but wouldn't know what a dumbbell was if it hit him in the head

4) Mr. Principe's SON
Person 1- "Did you try calling him?"
Person 2- " I did, but it went straight to voicemail"
Person 1- "But it's 4 o clock..."
Person2- "What a Barsup Nortrone"
Barsup Nortrone by moresh April 15, 2010

barfugly 

extreme, extreme ugliness. even worse than fugly. coined by Perez Hilton, of Page SixSixSix. on the ugly chain, it goes
ugly-->fugly-->barfugly
Eww, that guy is fugly!
Girl you're crazy. He's worse than fugly, he's barfugly!
barfugly by barfugly April 27, 2005
Barfufu is a term reserved for the utmost adorable things.

If something is considered a "Barfufu" its cuteness level is incomprehensible to the average mind.

The origin of such a "kawaii" or cute word comes from the majestic Bear, whom knows everything when it comes to all things cute.
Alternatively, Barfufu can be considered a pet name between lovers or friends.
For Example:

When talking about objects:
"That pen is so Barfufu! I wish I could have one"

When talking about people:
"In the land of the faggots, you are a Barfufu among the rest, everyone else is so not kawaii."

Pet name use:
"Awww, honey! You're such a cutie Barfufu bear!"
Barfufu by AAAnon August 12, 2012
A typically large feminine/male looking person who likes the smell of dead cat and dried orgasm juice they have the voice of an over-weight Caucasian male
Damn, that particular person is such a Barfuss
Barfuss by thehjahjkejhe May 23, 2018
(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.
woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel
barfunkel by nick June 16, 2006
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