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A loud burping noise made by some cavesquids under the sea.
Squidward: *BARFUP*
barfup by Neo Nugget January 6, 2009
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When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar
Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.
barfuck by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010
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Barsup Nortrone 

Noun-

1) Lazy, Hairy, Uncoordinated

2) An individual who prides himself on sleep, rather than ever partying.

3) An individual who claims to be "buff", but wouldn't know what a dumbbell was if it hit him in the head

4) Mr. Principe's SON
Person 1- "Did you try calling him?"
Person 2- " I did, but it went straight to voicemail"
Person 1- "But it's 4 o clock..."
Person2- "What a Barsup Nortrone"
Barsup Nortrone by moresh April 15, 2010

barfugly 

extreme, extreme ugliness. even worse than fugly. coined by Perez Hilton, of Page SixSixSix. on the ugly chain, it goes
ugly-->fugly-->barfugly
Eww, that guy is fugly!
Girl you're crazy. He's worse than fugly, he's barfugly!
barfugly by barfugly April 27, 2005
Barfufu is a term reserved for the utmost adorable things.

If something is considered a "Barfufu" its cuteness level is incomprehensible to the average mind.

The origin of such a "kawaii" or cute word comes from the majestic Bear, whom knows everything when it comes to all things cute.
Alternatively, Barfufu can be considered a pet name between lovers or friends.
For Example:

When talking about objects:
"That pen is so Barfufu! I wish I could have one"

When talking about people:
"In the land of the faggots, you are a Barfufu among the rest, everyone else is so not kawaii."

Pet name use:
"Awww, honey! You're such a cutie Barfufu bear!"
Barfufu by AAAnon August 12, 2012
A typically large feminine/male looking person who likes the smell of dead cat and dried orgasm juice they have the voice of an over-weight Caucasian male
Damn, that particular person is such a Barfuss
Barfuss by thehjahjkejhe May 23, 2018
(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.
woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel
barfunkel by nick June 16, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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