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bar of it 

not taking a bar of it means; not taking your shit/not wanting to hear it.
bloke 1 - “you’re so shit at everything
bloke 2 - “Fuck off, I don’t want a bar of it”
bar of it by dad2staunch August 10, 2018

Skew it on the bar-b 

1. Short for "Skew it on the barbeque", which means to cook things up or mix things up.
2. A song by OutKast found on the Aquemini Album.
Old Skool playas to Nu Skool fools. Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos. We'll skew it on the bar-b, we ain't trying to lose. Say I be god damn it they done change the rules.

Bar-B-Q'in it 

The act of throwing a gallon of diner bar-b-que sauce down the fourth floor stairs of Cumberland Hall.
Guy 1: Dude i'm bored what do you want to do tonight?
Guy 2: Well i stole this gallon of Bar-B-Que sauce...
Guy 1: Are you thinking what i'm thinking
Guy 2: Bar-B-Q'in it
Bar-B-Q'in it by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

Marching Baritone 

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.
Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.
Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

Baritenor 

An adult male singer who's lucky enough to have the deep, dark, robust timbre- (vocal sound-quality, to the non-singer), of a Baritone- (the middle adult blokes' vocal-range), combined with the range of a second or low Tenor- (the second highest, natural adult blokes' vocal-range), while also, still retaining their own, natural Baritone vocal-range, and who, as a result of possessing this very rare vocal-range, is able to sing in both the Tenor AND the Baritone tessituras, or ranges, to the non-singer- (more often than not, equally as well, equally as easily, and with no significant problems, while singing in either range!)
Well-known Baritenors included Freddie Mercury and Elvis Presley. Both of these two artists could sing equally as well in the Tenor AND Baritone ranges.
Baritenor by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

Baritone Saxophone  

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.
"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."