bar far

combined use of 'bar none' and 'by far' to signify that something is far and away the best

mikey is the most helpful dude, bar far

bar far by Greenskie December 6, 2011

gnar gnar far bar

The highest level of coolness.

Man that guy is gnar gnar far bar!!!

gnar gnar far bar by someone not your you December 25, 2007

Bar stool Fart 

One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.

A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.

Bar stool Fart by Mike Loves Fat Clark January 16, 2010

Fart Bar 

A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.

Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.

Fart Bar by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

No-Fart Bar

When you cannot fart, like on a date or in public, usually makes your stomach ache and make noises...

The no-fart bar was on last night during my first date with Stacey, my stomach hurt and I farted for a fort night when I got home.

No-Fart Bar by Edge8973 November 4, 2012

barfart 

when you get entirely wasted to the point you barf and fart epic amounts at the same time.
sometimes results in a friend having to check the barfarter's pants to make sure it was only a fart.

Jane- "Hi Lou. How was your weekend?"
Lou- "Fine. How was yours?"
Jane- "Pretty swell. Except Sally got so drunk at our party that she barfarted everywhere."

barfart by HellaManderr January 14, 2009

barfaroni 

The still-warm, semi-digested remnants of the week-old chili mac that a grizzled, old wino puked up outside the doorway to the city rescue mission.

"Watch it! Man, Pedro, you almost stepped in that pool of barfaroni!"

Wino: "Hey, GIMME DIME!!!"

barfaroni by bus bozo January 1, 2008