A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.
Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!
by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020
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The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 16, 2019
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A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club
''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'
by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017
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Where you make a joke about someone that is dead.
'Apparently Jade wants to donate her organs to allow other families to have their lives changed.
They will be delivered to them in "Goody bags".'
Example of a Necro banter being used.
by peowpow December 3, 2010
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A term coined by YouTuber shadypenguinn, used primarily by UK secondary school students used to describe banter that is exciting or important, usually because of its offensive or inappropriate nature.
Did you hear about Dan and Chloe?
Yeah, man. Proper shady banter, ain't it m8?
by Hobox January 24, 2018
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The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!
Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.
by Snalbans Tinstle April 12, 2016
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When the banter repeats itself and just goes round in circles. Can be hilarious for particularly good banter or exhausting when the banter is produced by an inexperienced practitioner.
I wouldn't chat to them, absolute banter roundabout
by Banterroundabout May 14, 2021
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