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The bannana split 

When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.

banana-split shit 

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.
My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit
banana-split shit by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

Banana Split 

A rear-positioned oral sex style in which the vagina and anus are licked from the bent-over position. The name comes from the dessert, due to the way the sexual act looks when performed.
A woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone.
Banana Split by Icepic April 7, 2011

Double Banana Split Surprise 

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.
I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.

dirty banana split 

Its when you warm a banana in a microwave for 30 seconds or until slightly warm and stick it in a your ladies bum with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, hopefully not chocolate, add toppings and use her butt as a bowl...
I jus gave my girl a dirty banana split and it was finger licking good.
dirty banana split by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014

southend banana split 

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.