Bank Bitch

When one guy fucks a girl in the ass, and makes the chick let you deposit your cum in her ass. And then you make sure she shits out your kids in the morning!

Joe: "Did you bang Jessica last night?"
Me: "Not only did I bang her, I did the bank bitch on that chick bro!"
Joe: "No fucking way!"

by Clark G September 9, 2013

Trumping the bank

Verb - Trumping the Bank: The act of having diarrhea on the toilet but leaving the door open so everyone can see.

Luke was caught Trumping the bank after a spicy bean burrito.

by cc1989 November 14, 2020

Bank Employee

An undercover term for snitch, a rat, a narc.... because they are all tellers!

Don't let that bank employee know even 1 thing he can go tellin' about...

by Richard Cranium Sr. January 7, 2021

Robin Banks

A funny prank name that sounds like robbing banks.

"Hello, I'm looking for Mrs. Banks, first name Robin."
"Robin Banks. Robin Banks anywhere?"

by Elysmile January 4, 2023

Piggy banking

When you do a handstand while someone shoved coins in your ass

I was piggy banking last night.

by Rat raccoon September 4, 2023

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes

I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

by BizarreCactus March 3, 2021