bananenbieger 

Exotic term referring to someone who

1. can't solve the easiest tasks or only with unreasonably huge effort or with constant help.

2. commits himself to something absolutely useless or doesn't even have a goal in life.

3. is a complete idiot beyond saving.
4. someone who is smart enough to spend time with trying to bend a banana straight. (although this use is the least frequent)
If someone is referred to as bananenbieger, it's usually meant as the first 3 points combined.

Dude, did you see the bananenbieger Dave? He wasn't only kicked from all clubs for messing up but even cooks his instant soup and fries in the microwave. I bet he's spending each moment of his life playing fortnite.

bananenbieger by Riiiii24 January 3, 2024