Bampers 

Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.

Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?

Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.

Bampers by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

bamberski 

-verb
1. to kidnap someone convicted in absentia, and deposit them on the courthouse steps for processing.

After André Bamberski, who successfully employed this tactic on his daughter's killer.

He raped my niece in El Paso, then ran back to Juárez. The DA couldn't extradite him, so I had to bamberski the piece of shit.

bamberski by let's make it a trend October 21, 2009

chin bumpers 

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

chin bumpers by djslut September 20, 2005

bampersand 

Derived from b&, derived from band, derived from banned.
The & sign is known as an "ampersand."

Bampersand his ass!

bampersand by blank June 19, 2004

bumperstalker

A more stigmatizing descriptor than tailgater.

I would have enjoyed the drive without that bumperstalker.

bumperstalker by Detroit Tigers fan November 28, 2013

riding bumpers 

Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.

Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!

riding bumpers by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019

biscuit bumpers 

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.

Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"

biscuit bumpers by T Jew February 4, 2010