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Bampers

Combination of "business" and "Pampers," describing diapers for business people — used when time is money and even a trip to the bathroom will slow you down.
Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?

Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
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bamberski

-verb
1. to kidnap someone convicted in absentia, and deposit them on the courthouse steps for processing.

After André Bamberski, who successfully employed this tactic on his daughter's killer.
He raped my niece in El Paso, then ran back to Juárez. The DA couldn't extradite him, so I had to bamberski the piece of shit.
by let's make it a trend October 21, 2009
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chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.
My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour
by djslut September 20, 2005
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bampersand

Derived from b&, derived from band, derived from banned.
The & sign is known as an "ampersand."
Bampersand his ass!
by blank June 19, 2004
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bumperstalker

A more stigmatizing descriptor than tailgater.
I would have enjoyed the drive without that bumperstalker.
by Detroit Tigers fan November 28, 2013
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riding bumpers

Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.
Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!
by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019
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biscuit bumpers

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.
Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"
by T Jew February 4, 2010
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