Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018

blusterfuck 

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.

I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked

blusterfuck by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

Baluterus 

An inflated area above the vagina otherwise known as the fat upper pussy area, or F.U.P.A. Usually occurs in middle age women.

Man, Mrs. Fisher sure does have a large baluterus today.

Baluterus by Jalex Brones June 23, 2010

blusterfuck 

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.

blusterfuck by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014

sugar mommy ballster

Transgender (man to woman) that gives blowjobs all the time

i became a sugar mommy ballster

sugar mommy ballster by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

Blustery Bean Bag 

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

Blustery Bean Bag by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

blustery 

Windy. So windy in fact, that many hazards arise in 'blustery' conditions. Such hazards include windswept appearances, missing pieces of clothes from the washing lines and cold ears.
Used solely in the north so hardened grizzly northerners can talk about their constant struggle against the evils of blustery days.

A day in the north was very windy,.....
John: "By heck, it in't half blustery out there'
Harry: "Aye, blowin' a bastardin' gale"

blustery by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006