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adj. 1. doing something completely illogical and with no remorse or regret.

2. a general and chronic excess of apathy regarding responsibility

3. In Architecture School: Not coming to studio/Not doing any work/Not coming to reviews/still receiving a passing grade.
1. Did you see him just kill that kitten and then do a line of blow? Balsie!

2. He hasn't paid his rent in three months. And he changed the locks on the door so that the landlord can't get in. Balsie.

3. Did you see that its been three weeks into the project and he has done nothing. Balsie.
balsie by Fireball85 December 9, 2008
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used in the U.K. to call dibbs, to claim first choice, by saying bagsie you are saying it is yours because you are the first to claim it.
bagsie shotgun (i will sit in the front passenger seat)
bagsie in goal (i will play as goalkeeper)
bagsie yer iphone (i know blackberry is better but if that shit is goin fer free..)
bagsie by nickthetwat May 8, 2010
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balsie ballies Ballsiest baldie bassie ballie balien baliey ballsie ballied

Baldie's Steak Night 

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.
Slang term for "Cuban Rafters" or Cuban refugees utilizing a raft to reach the coasts of the United States to escape former Dictator Fidel Castro's brother Raul Castro's dictatorship.
"Oh man, guy, look! Balseros coming ashore! Quick, alert the coast guard!"
Balsero by Arcanebus August 7, 2008
a west indian slang for the female backside.
she bamsie real big, boy.
bamsie by realstylesintl March 25, 2007

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Baldie's Fruitcake

A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?

Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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