The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.
Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.
Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!
Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!
by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018
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