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ballz on forehead

An unhinged battle cry born from the depths of down bad markets. Used when someone decides they’re done moping, done blaming the universe, and done being a professional Debbie Downer. Instead, they flip the script and channel a weirdly powerful inner super-mode that only unlocks when everything is going absolutely terribly.
“Bro was down horrendously yesterday but woke up ballz on forehead today and launched a whole empire.”

“Everyone’s crying in the group chat and he’s just there, ballz on forehead, sipping a coffee like it’s fine.”

“Went to sleep down bad, woke up ballz on forehead. Character development speedrun.”

“Her portfolio is cratered but she’s ballz on forehead building a V2 like nothing happened.”
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Balls On Your Forehead 

1) When a negative aspect happens in ones life
2) sucks for you.
Balls on your forehead your out of marijuana.

balls on your forehead 

A friendly farewell amongst headbangers, similar to "have a great day" or "Live long and prosper".

It stems from the concept that if a male were to "bang" (i.e. have sexual intercourse with) someone's head, their balls would be on the person's forehead.
Instead of goodbye to your headbanger friend, say, "Balls on your forehead!"
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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