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Balls Day 

Me: "What are you dressing up as for Balls Day?"
Balls Day Enthusiast: "Balls."
Balls Day by NotAFurry2 November 8, 2021
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Balls day 

The national and international day in which the male genitalia and the gods related to them are worshipped, sacrificed for, sacrificed and came on. In the countries of the Atlantic & Baltimore, it is a national day off for all females. Overall a very sombre day where a lot of Meth is consumed.
Me: "Hey mom can we go to Baltimore for Balls day?"
Mom: "No you disappointment of a human being, leave me alone I'm going out with Derrek for the next few weeks, there's kat food in the basement so STFU."

National grab your Homies balls day 

It’s simple grab your Homies balls day
Yo did you know it’s national grab your Homies balls day

National Suck Ian’s Balls Day 

Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked

This day is on October 31st
Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked

National kick balls day 

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November
Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day

National Kick Guys in the Balls Day 

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball
"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "

Lick Daniel’s balls day 

Every day on 19th of may every nigga in the world must lick Daniel’s balls
“Hey man what you doing today” “nothing much it’s lick Daniel’s balls day so gotta lick them balls!”
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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