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Ballinology 

The study of being a baller. More commonly used for the true boss. Many people pretend and wish to be a baller but cannot obtain the status. It is characterized by well dressed and mannered men. Prodomintaely being young business owners who stack paper. Masters of ballinology are commonly referred to as ballinologist.
Chuck - Dude I just got my PhD in ballinology!

Chris - How so?

Chuck - Totally just took another city over with authority.

Chris - True ballinologist!

Chuck - Get off me with that chump change Lil Wayne!

Ballsnweiners 

A exotic restaurant that serves animal genitalia
Aye me Alex and Connor went out to the ballsnweiners last night the food was great
Ballsnweiners by Chase Carter March 5, 2021

ballsnot 

Male semen, jizz, cum.
I pulled out of her snatch and blew my ballsnot all over her tits.
ballsnot by kylaw May 16, 2007

Ballistophobia 

"He won't join the military because of his bad ballistophobia."

ballstowalls 

Main Entry: balls-to-wals
Pronunciation: balz-tu-walz
Function: Adverb
Etymology: Middle Class American Descriptive Expletive, from Anglo-French "boules aux murs",
1: usually something extremely unbelieveable: something that has elevated something ordinary to new levels of incredulity.

2: something ridiculously defining and causing one to pay closer attention, as though ones testicles have just been body slammed hard into a solid surface such as a wall, or pavenment, or something equally dense and painful in the slamming.
"That was a ballstowalls craptacular burrito, I think I'm gonna hurl"

"That was a frigging ballstowalls awesome band, when are they going on tour?"

"Baby when we get down and dirty you get me so ballstowalls horny I can't control myself"

"That was without question the ballstowalls worst proctology exam I have ever experienced dude."
ballstowalls by brian_thorn July 3, 2007

Ballistofile 

Used to describe someone who is a pro warrior on Barthilas. Normally is very modest and outgoing.

Loves long walks on beaches, and is not currently single. (sorry ladies)

Oh dear, look who topped the dps meters again.. Ballistofile
Ballistofile by Barthilas April 22, 2009